Attention all People, US magazine and In Touch staffers: don't make any vacation plans for the last weekend of the summer.
With a psycho-boyfriend melting down before our very eyes, Katie Holmes is going to cancel her engagement to Tom Cruise and head for the hills. The bug-eyed Runaway Bride from Georgia can breathe easy as every tabloid and infotainment show calls the overwhelmed actress the New Runaway Bride when she comes to her senses and flees for her life. Her publicist will announce that the engagement is off on the Saturday of the Labor Day weekend and although Katie and Tom remain friends, she is enjoying some quiet time in the Rain Forest or serving as a medic in Iraq.
You have been warned: Labor Day weekend. Get those photographers and cheesy headlines ready.
One wife, three kids, a dumb dog and a MacBook. I wear khakis -- got a problem with that?
Who is this clown?
- Phil from Ossining
- Married. Father. Editor. Writer. Power pop fan. Apple enthusiast. My main web site is down so this one will have to do. Damn...
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